Networking

by: ek hornbeck

Sun Feb 19, 2012 at 09:35:03 AM EST

To: Hiring Committee, Goldman Sachs
From: Barry Ritholtz
Re:  Position, Head of Public Relations, Goldman Sachs
Date: February 13, 2012

(I)t is with great pleasure that I toss my hat into the ring for the position of Director of Communications for Goldman Sachs. Not only do I have the requisite skill set to help rehabilitate the image of the 100+ year old firm - media savvy, legal smarts, netizen, with just a dollop of snark - but I believe I can help you move gracefully into the new century.

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