Pretty uniforms is how I feel about the Seahawks.
By which I mean painfully ugly but they are an otherwise unobjectionable team no more evil than any other unless they are playing one of my particular favorites and win.
They face the Native Americans who I hate on 3 different levels.
First of all they’re divisional rivals of the Jints that I’d despise just as much as the Evils except they employ fewer dog killers and are generally more hapless and ineffectual.
Second is their racist name I’ve decided not to dignify by repetition.
Third (and I can not emphasize this enough), they are the Village darlings and the fawning bootlicking of the courtier class is bi-partisan and universal.
‘nuf said.
I am going to the movies where I am going to watch actors attempt to sing show tunes and get weepy eyed when I hear anthems like this-
My friend Bobby will be watching while I’m distracted by flickering images.
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11 min left in 1st.
9:57 left in first. 7 zip Wash.
with a personal foul on Seahawks at end of play. Little over 2 minutes left in 1st qtr.
Seahawks start at the 20.
more viagra commercials.
14-3 Wash.
Wash starts from 23.
Fair catch Sea.
10-14 Wash.
14-13 Washington at the half.
on goal line.
end of 3rd Qtr.
7 minutes left in the game. Going for 2 point conversion.
recovered by SHawks. RG3 hurt.
Seahawks have the ball with two score lead.